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The party stands before the DUNGEON OF MANY PERILS, a stone temple built into the side of a JUNGLE SLOPE dense with rampant foliage, a terrifying GROTESQUE STATUE mounted above the doorway. From within the temple you can hear the HOWLS OF LOST SOULS as they beg for their release from the never-ending torture that is the realm of pure agony: DEATH-HELL. The party has sought after the DUNGEON OF MANY PERILS and its greatest treasure, the RELIC OF SOULS, for the past two weeks. They are famished and without much food. There is still the option to turn back and head towards the VILLAGE to the SOUTH, at the edge of the JUNGLE. The party feels as though it is gravely misinformed about this quest that they are about to partake in, and perhaps INFORMATION should be sought. On the other hand, the promise of great treasure may be too much to resist for the moment...

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<Enter>

<Enter>

RAIYA has joined the party.

AMEEN has joined the party.

RAIYA and AMEEN stand before the DUNGEON OF MANY PERILS, and are approached by a REPLICATOR PANDA wielding the PLASTIC STICK. RAIYA and AMEEN would do well to look at their INVENTORY and BACKSTORY before TALKING to the REPLICATOR PANDA.

<Back-story>

<Inventory>

RAIYA was once high overlord of TRILL GIRLS ON THE JRF LAND before the CRASH BUGS ended her reign. RAIYA has since become a wanderer who hopes to use the RELIC OF SOULS to establish a NEW KINGDOM.

AMEEN is carrying:

CRAZY SAUCE
STRAIGHT-JACKET (wearing)
TEXTBOOK
DISTURBING RECOLLECTIONS
INSANITY
STALE ROLL

<Inventory>

That was awesome btw Miko! I'll get you a Trill Girl ASAP

RAIYA is carrying:

WOODEN SHIELD (wielding)
CHAIN MAIL VEST (wearing)
SEAL CLUB (wielding)
SEAL SKULL HELMET (wearing)
2 POUNDS OF BUTTER
CINNAMON PACKET
WHITE GLOVE
RUNNING SHOES (wearing)
BOOK
WHINY TRILL SYMBIOTE

What's the WHITE GLOVE do?

I'm sorry, I don't know "What's the WHITE GLOVE do?". Perhaps you should try one of these commands.

GO
LOOK
GET
TALK
INV
EAT
PUT
ATTACK
TIP

There are many more commands, but these are just a few to get you started!

<Back-story>

AMEEN examines his backstory closely, and is immediately disappointed to see that his character is not a WEREWOLF. AMEEN then proceeds to quickly scan the rest of the boring BACKSTORY with disinterest, glancing over something about being the SON of a DEAD KING and a world-class TENNIS CHAMPION. He also has a PET SKUNK, which fortunately does not appear to be present.

<Look>

BTW, pet skunk is awesome! I always wanted one.

AMEEN looks upon the GROTESQUE STATUE with great interest, leaning forward and even taking a few steps towards the TEMPLE ENTRANCE in an attempt to get a better look. The GROTESQUE STATUE depicts a fearsome dragon's head, the back adorned with a long, pointed crest. Its mouth is lined with jagged teeth of pure stone that appear hand-carved. AMEEN ventures nearer for a better look, and sees a LEVER in the back of the dragon's maw.

<Go>

<Go>

RAIYA and AMEEN attempt to enter the TEMPLE ENTRANCE, but are stopped by the REPLICATOR PANDA. The REPLICATOR PANDA waves his PLASTIC STICK at RAIYA and AMEEN and says, "Exact Change only! What is this, Ohio?"

<Talk>

The REPLICATOR PANDA says, "Don't go to Nazi Russia!". It occurs to you that the thing is probably smoking something nasty and would best be put out of it's misery.

<attack>

AMEEN does not have a weapon to attack with!

((You don't actually need to put <> around commands, for future reference.))

Attack!

RAIYA uses SEAL CLUB to deal 20 damage to REPLICATOR PANDA. REPLICATOR PANDA is killed. AMEEN has acquired PLASTIC STICK. RAIYA has acquired BORG IMPLANTS.

Would you like to equip BORG IMPLANTS? (y/n)

Would you like to equip PLASTIC STICK? (y/n)

Y